Awww NUTS!

I'm a nut. On any given day; it just depends on what type of nut I am. Sometimes, I'm a Macadamia nut, sometimes a brazil nut. I love a good Cashew day. And, on occasion, I'm a Peppy Pistachio! I'm the kind of person who says things like, "Hump-Diggity," and "Holy Cowpies Batmat!" I'm the kind of person who says, "Crap-Diddle with a Fart in the Middle," when something really frustrates me and my language must be sensored. I'm the type of person who eats potato salad and left over chicken spaghetti (the creamy kind, not the red sauce kind) for breakfast. But, not together. ;-) LIfe is like a bowl of nuts. We are all mixed in together. Slightly roasted, some unsalted, and some of the party variety. What variety are you? Me? It depends on the day. But, I will say. I'm never a 'filler nut.' I'm classy, I'm crunchy, and I'm flavorful. What about you? Make life flavorful. Have a nutty day! I'm off to tend to the kids and the school and life the Farmer*sWife Way!! Whoop! Happy Hump-Day! Be sure to put some -- wait for it -------------->Diggity in it! ;-D

Awww NUTS!