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Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Now HERE'S a REAL laugh out loud!

When I'm driving around during the day I have all these thoughts and stories roll through my mind. And, then I get home. Either I'm too busy with kids, homework, laundry, dinner etc to blog or I forget what it was that humored me so.

Darnit', where DID my motor mind and motor mouth go?

Maybe I'm just lazy... Well, we all no that isn't true. But I do read a lot - but only on the treadmill while walking or in the middle of the night during a bout of insomnia. Speaking of insomnia - pardon my language but she's a whore. An evil, evil sleep grinch of a whore.

As y'all know I listen to a lot of Blue Collar Comedy so I just have to share. This guy is hilarious with a capital H. Watch out because he does use the occasional curse word here and there but it is appropriately inserted for the most impact of humor. After you watch him, you'll probably want to google several of his other clips on You-Tube.

FYI, he is also the author of "He's Not That Into You." Not that that has any bearing on his humor.

Anyhoo, in an effort to make you smile and laugh during this Thanksgiving Holiday I give you:

Greg Behrendt:

This one has a great ending but so far I can't find it. He does a bit about an adult/grown-up concert. AWESOME! Hilariously awesome! You'll spurt milk/water/wine/whiskey/etc out our nose it is so funny!

Here's the beginning:

I FOUND IT!! The finale!!

You are WELCOME!! Enjoy the laugh and enjoy your holiday :-D


Thursday, November 1, 2012

Conversations With Myself: Body Talk


Body, "Hey? You there?"

Me, "Yeah, what's up?"

Body, "I've been feeling kind of sluggish lately."

Me, "Yeah, the brain hasn't been very kind keeping us up during the night. Hey, I've got some time today. How about a NAP??"

Body, "Um, that's not what I had in mind."

Me, "Oh."

Body, "I was thinking you could get back on that treadmill and then do some crunches with the ab machine."

Me, "Oh. Hmmm... You sure don't want that nap first?"

Body, "Get on the treadmill or I will retaliate in ways you don't wanna know."

Me, "Fine. But this weekend I get a nap."