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Friday, April 15, 2011

Hubby and FW Conversations

Me: "I want my picnic table back on the back porch."

Hubby: "Why?"

Me: "Because I want to sit outside and read or use my iPad."

Hubby: "you have a porch swing."

Me: "I want my table."

Hubby (again): "Why?"

Me: "So I can set my drink and my iPad on it, and so the dogs can come be my foot rest and I can pet them with my feet."

Hubby: "I'm not moving the table tonight."

Me: "then, I'll move it."

Hubby: "It takes two people."

Me: "No, it doesn't. You moved it by yourself weeks ago and never brought it back."

Hubby: "I want it in the barn."

Me: (slightly frustrated) "We didn't buy it for the barn. I want to sit out and watch the sunset."

Me: (again) "And, I've wanted to eat on the back porch several times this week but YOU took my table."

Hubby: "We don't eat out there, we can eat in here (the barn)."

Me: "We ate out there almost every night this time of year last year. Even my friends ask, 'Where's your table?'"

Hubby: "You can sit in here (again referring to the barn)?"

Me: "I WANT. To sit outside on the back porch enjoying the sunshine."

Hubby: "Why would you want to do that?"

Me: "Because it's pretty."

Hubby: (pause)

Me: (waiting for him to leave so I can drag my table back)

Hubby: "Please don't move the table. I wanna use it tomorrow night."

He'll probably have the boys out at the barn and grill something up.

Me: (gripily). "Fine. But I want my table back. Get your own D@MN table. Oh, and I want my chairs back too."

And so goes love and marriage. :-D. (I'll get my table back AND the chairs...) hehehe.

[This blog post was written from my iPad. Still learning some functions, like, where are the arrow keys on the built in electronic keyboard. Any errors are in apology as I can't scroll to the beginning of this post.]



Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

I know there are missed caps, etc but I couldn't get the edit window to scroll to make changes. It's like once you can't see it you can't scroll back up to change it.

Then, once I previewed and returned, I couldn't access the end either. I think a mini wireless keyboard would prove awesomely beneficial for text and document drafting.

Still learning. :-)

Knight said...

Get online and get another table for the barn. Then switch it when he isn't looking.

Alice said...

Hey girl, Too funny! I can just see the 2 of you! :-) You could do 1 of 2 things...1- buy him a picnic bench for the barn or 2- use his credit card and go buy another nice or nicer table and chairs for the patio.;-)HEE HEE

Melissa said...

I love how you were waiting for him to leave so you could drag the table back and he said, "Please don't move the table." Sometimes it's a shame that husbands know exactly what we're thinking!

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

Yeah. He knows me well. It totally would have been moved back by 'one person'. :-P