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Hubby: "Why?"
Me: "Because I want to sit outside and read or use my iPad."
Hubby: "you have a porch swing."
Me: "I want my table."
Hubby (again): "Why?"
Me: "So I can set my drink and my iPad on it, and so the dogs can come be my foot rest and I can pet them with my feet."
Hubby: "I'm not moving the table tonight."
Me: "then, I'll move it."
Hubby: "It takes two people."
Me: "No, it doesn't. You moved it by yourself weeks ago and never brought it back."
Hubby: "I want it in the barn."
Me: (slightly frustrated) "We didn't buy it for the barn. I want to sit out and watch the sunset."
Me: (again) "And, I've wanted to eat on the back porch several times this week but YOU took my table."
Hubby: "We don't eat out there, we can eat in here (the barn)."
Me: "We ate out there almost every night this time of year last year. Even my friends ask, 'Where's your table?'"
Hubby: "You can sit in here (again referring to the barn)?"
Me: "I WANT. To sit outside on the back porch enjoying the sunshine."
Hubby: "Why would you want to do that?"
Me: "Because it's pretty."
Hubby: (pause)
Me: (waiting for him to leave so I can drag my table back)
Hubby: "Please don't move the table. I wanna use it tomorrow night."
He'll probably have the boys out at the barn and grill something up.
Me: (gripily). "Fine. But I want my table back. Get your own D@MN table. Oh, and I want my chairs back too."
And so goes love and marriage. :-D. (I'll get my table back AND the chairs...) hehehe.
[This blog post was written from my iPad. Still learning some functions, like, where are the arrow keys on the built in electronic keyboard. Any errors are in apology as I can't scroll to the beginning of this post.]
5 comments:
I know there are missed caps, etc but I couldn't get the edit window to scroll to make changes. It's like once you can't see it you can't scroll back up to change it.
Then, once I previewed and returned, I couldn't access the end either. I think a mini wireless keyboard would prove awesomely beneficial for text and document drafting.
Still learning. :-)
Get online and get another table for the barn. Then switch it when he isn't looking.
Hey girl, Too funny! I can just see the 2 of you! :-) You could do 1 of 2 things...1- buy him a picnic bench for the barn or 2- use his credit card and go buy another nice or nicer table and chairs for the patio.;-)HEE HEE
I love how you were waiting for him to leave so you could drag the table back and he said, "Please don't move the table." Sometimes it's a shame that husbands know exactly what we're thinking!
Yeah. He knows me well. It totally would have been moved back by 'one person'. :-P
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