Thank goodness (and the Lord) that the deaf driver of the other vehicle, along with his three passengers, (I had no one as my witness) validated my story word for word in his own words. 100% covered, their insurance is picking up the tab for my vehicle's repairs (their vehicle was totaled; trailer hitch on my part).
Anyhow, I've been
I call said friend, Les (with Lil'Diva in tow) and inform her that I am now on my way home (with 5:pm Friday traffic). Hubby had let her through the gate and into the Castle.
Lil'Gal: Diva won't play in my room without meeeee, will she?
Me: I think Mrs. Les will tell her to play in the playroom till you get home.
Lil'Gal: [Excited] Mama go faster! Faster! Fast, fast, fast!
Me: Lil'Gal, I'm going as fast as I can while still driving safely and obeying the speed limit so I don't get a ticket.
Lil'Gal: Oh yeah. Because if you break THIS truck, you'd have to PAY FOR IT.
Me: [Giggle, and ahem!!!? Excuse me? The other accident was TOTALLY NOT my fault] Yes. I probably would.....
Kids. They say the darn'dst things and... well.... get away with it. Kids and elderly.... Hmpft.
Happy (tomorrow is Hump-Diggity Day) Tuesday!
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FYI, it's way funnier (and insulting) when i tell it in person with voice inflection... Ha Ha! [Wait, not!] ;-)
My boys will never let me live down my one and only speeding ticket. In Texas, of course. Because "they got big long roads out there." (Name that tune!)
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