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Farmer, Jr. "Did she eat any little dogs?"
Me: "No, I took her through the side door."
Farmer, Jr. "'Cuz little dogs look like walking snacks to her."
Lil'Gal: "Dulce was nervous at the vet. She farted when he picked her up."
This was proceeded by five minutes of fit-full laughter and giggles. Along with the children reenacting the event as best as they could while sitting and wearing seat belts. There were also sound affects to this reenactment.
Finally, she adds, "But it wasn't her fault. She had a nervous tummy." [Now, I'm laughing to myself....]
Kids. They say the darndest things!
[It's not nearly as funny when I read this back; guess it was one of those 'you had to be there in the moment' moments.] :-)
1 comment:
"Little dogs look like walking snacks" ... that was funny! Glad she didn't eat any of them; they probably aren't on her diet!
Believe it or not, there are no fart jokes at my house. I know, I know -- it's weird, but true!
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