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On this note, I will share with you some of what has become the DISLIKE list; though, in IRL you can't click dislike to make your opinion known and make it all go away. If I could, my children would be perfect, impeccably dressed and [extremely] well behaved at all times, my husband would be my subservient and the world would bask in my happiness.
So, My DISLIKE list:
- I dislike dust bunnies (they are made up of hair, skin cells and other 'funk' [gag] that our bodies and home matter release into the air.) Nasty
- I dislike, Nasty
- I dislike, WHINING
- I dislike, loud noises
- I dislike, 'anything cold or any wet thing' [with exception to Edward Cullen; me totally likes him]
- I dislike a clean house being overtaken by GREMLINS while I'm sleeping (I know, I could clean when the insomnia wakes me, but it's too quiet in the house and I'm a loud cleaner)
- I dislike, INSOMNIA
- I dislike it when BLOGGER won't let me use an unlimited amount of LABELS for my posts (apparently, there is a 200 character limit. Hey? I like labels.)
- I dislike, the vacuum. Oh yes. I use a bissell flip-it (it ROCKS), a dust-buster (also ROCKS), a steam-mop (again, with the Rocks, thing), a swiffer vac (cool, but needs more suction), but the vacuum is extremly high pitched and loud and I refuse to use one
- I dislike the smell of burnt toast
- I dislike farts in the vehicle that are expelled by others, not polite enough to hold it in
- I dislike it when Tweet Deck locks up on me, or FB won't load my stinking comment
- I dislike an EMPTY bottle of wine; not to be confused with any other form of wine which I totally like. So long as there is no "H" [as in WHINE] in it, I like it....in fact I find it....ahem, intoxicating >;~D
- I dislike it when I don't get no freakin' comments on my posts. [Yeah, this mean's y'all] :-D
*<3* No, I'm not begging for attention I Totally Heart Y'all!!!!
Hey, BTW, when you are making a list do you have to end each item with a form of punctuation? If so, then I dislike that
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Oh, I have WAAAAAY better ones. But, let's see what y'all got! Share with me my Oh So Wise ones. Maybe I'll compile and post a list of the bestestes of the "Dislikes".
3 comments:
LOL! This post totally made me laugh, especially the "anything cold or any wet thing." Hmmmm . . . wonder where you got that from?
Our lists are pretty similar, although I have a feeling you do a MUCH better job at taking care of the dust bunnies than I do.
Well, the only things on your list that I really dislike are: the empty wine bottle, the vaccumm (that's why I don't use it - lol), And, especially PIPER'S STINKY FARTS!!
HA - JUST LOOK AT YOUR WORD VERIFICATION BOOZG!! LOL!! How fitting!
Facebook is wayyyyy up on my dislike list right now. It's just messing with me. I'm pretty sure it's personal too. ;-)
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