The Joke and the revelation!

Howdy Peeps!  Business first, no wait.  Business last!  What happened to sweet, funny, happy Glass!  Have I gone all Mommy-ville in this blog?  To drive my Non-Mommy friend readers away!?  It just isn't right, what is up in here.

I'm doing well, but no longer so funny I fear!

So, I'm thinking I'll save you from "savings" tonight!

['kay, that's a lie, it wouldn't be right.  The links will be listed below my self Roast, right before the end of this post.]

A good Joke to Me!

This comes from a new blog I came across, well he actually discovered me! [Aw, I'm blushin'] He's a funny Tweep from Down'under!  And, he reminds me endearingly of our long lost  MadMan.  Only a few years younger.  ...Unlesss, Madman re-invented himself?  :-D

Anyhow, he shares, 'Hey Glass_Half_Full, ever heard the joke?"

Me:  "What joke?"

Him:  " The Pessimist says the Glass is Half Empty; The Optimist says the Glass is Half Full...."

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Yeah, me too!  I was like, "And?????"

Him:  "The engineer say the Glass is Twice as Big as it Needs to Be." 

You know you Giggled!  I mean, that's perfect logic!  The Glass can't be half full or half empty if the glass is sized to the volume it holds.  Do you know what this means???  

Everyone's Glass would be FULL!  Incredginous!  (Doesn't that mean Incredible and Genius?  Well, in my dictionary it does!  Remember, I make up my own words as they fit).

There's more to tell and so much Great fun for this Spring Break.  But, I've got lots to do, tuck in, tend to and a book review to write tomorrow -- before all the good new and fun comes to visit the Farmer*sWife's Castle!!!

The savings tips:

If you don't get the CVS or Walgreen's flyers you can check them at the website online.  And, print their coupons there as well!  Yes, they combined.  AWESOME!

All time favorite, even the Hubster has started using it on his course, calloused hands:  

Jergen's lotion.

Second one I found on my own to combine with my 'clipping' is for the new flavor of cereal:  

Banana Nut Cheerios!!  I tried to catch these babies with coupons at the local Wally store but they hadn't stocked it on the shelves yet!  Now, I'm going in armed with double savings in two coupons!  

Tomorrow is a sleep in and then get ready day!  With a whole lot of peeps on their way!  To visit with me for a short stay!  The Teenager will come and visit for an overnight stay.

And, WHOOP!  Bex is bringing the kids, and a few days later TG will fly in!  And we will all end out spring break with a bang.  

First family, then friendship - Ain't that JUST the way!

Happy Sunday/Monday!  Farmer*sWife's way!  (remember that joke, cuz' life is full).

The Joke and the revelation!