Missing in Action

So, I woke up this morning and I began wondering? Where have I been? Cuz' obviously, I haven't been here in a few days or else I'd have some posts up on my blog.

Hmmm....maybe I pulled an all nighter and spent the next few days in a drunken black out. Maybe I've had an out of body experience. Maybe the aliens got me. I'm not quite sure. What I do know is that it appears that no one came looking for me, either. What's up with that y'all?

So, I pulled out my camera cuz' it typically goes everywhere with me. I figure it can give me a photo tour of where I've been...let's see, shall we?



So, this might have been the beginning of the black out/abduction/out of body experience. I vaguely remember reviewing the calendar and all the events I hadn't tended too yet. I remember feeling some chest tightness and I immediately took out a pencil, sharpened it, and began listing stuff. That must be what this is. I guess I was documenting the events leading to the anticipated panick attack:



Apparently, I remembered to feed myself. Or, someone did.



It seems that someone took it upon themselves to drink half my wine while I was away. I sure hope they were courteous enough to purchase a replacement bottle for me.



My attempt at storm chasing? I think I found a tornado!



There were about 20 of these. I spared you the other 18. Apparently, I get really excited when it rains. Either that or I just like capturing drops of water falling from the sky (isn't that kind of the same thing?) There was some hail too -- but, it melted before the shutter could snap.



Not really sure about this one. But, since it was in there I figured I had some reason for taking it so I'd better include it here.

So, there you have it. Anyhow, I guess I missed y'all. Not really sure if you missed me. Seein' as how you didn't seem to notice I was away. Anyhoo. There's a whole lot of mess around the house. Apparently, no one else bothered to clean while I was missing, either.

Hey, if you happened to have seen me wandering aimlessly? Please let me know where I was and what I was doing. Unless, I was embarassing myself "table dancing" or something! If that's the case? I don't wanna' know.

Missing in Action