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- Your husband gets you schnockered on vino (for a reason) and you fall asleep on him.
- The homemade pizza you made for dinner gets left out (because apparently, you are the only one who checks for these things and you were schnockered and passed out).
- You wake up at 4:00 a.m. with your contacts cemented to the back of your eyeballs.
- You take tylenol at 4:03 a.m. (wait, that's a good thing). :-)
- You daughter is awake and dressed at 6:30 [A.M.!] because you promised she could spend her Christmas money today (it's Saturday for griping out loud)!
- DH takes Farmer, Jr. for a haircut and to work with him but he can't find pants for FJ because you totally flaked on folding the laundry the past three days.
- DH gripes at 7:00 a.m. because the pizza was left out.
- DH gripes at 7:01 a.m. because he can't find jeans for Farmer, Jr.
- DH gripes at 7:02 a.m. because, well obviously, he's gripy this morning.
- The phone rings at 7:45 a.m. and it sales. WTH :-!!!X
- As you dress at 7:59 a.m., Lil'Gal enters the bathroom eating a Lolly-pop ring and you have no idea where it came from. >:-???
Yeah. That's not good. Happy Saturday!
7 comments:
OMG, and i thought i had it rough with Avery crawling in bed with me at 7:45 and i turned cartoons on so she would let me sleep another 30 minutes.
god thats crazy it sounds just like me!
LOL!
haha--Reminds me of my house on most weekends. Only I don't fall asleep on my DH, I normally pass out right on my pillow. And last night I remembered to put up the leftover Jumbalya!! Woohoo.
My girls tend to eat the chocolate candy that their uncle sent home with them on New Years eve...I put it up high and so far they haven't figured out a chair would make a great ladder *fingers crossed*...
Hope your Sunday is better.
this post, and the post above???? WHAT A WEEKEND!
I often find that no one else knows how to put away leftovers... usually I find them before I got to bed, but occasionally the next morning. And THEN I have to explain to teen boys that no, they CANNOT eat the pizza that sat in the box in the counter all night long!!
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