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Pssst. Farmer*s Wife?
ME: Yeah?
It's me, Tonic.
ME: Yeah? What's up?
It's Friday. You know what that means, right?
ME: It means video and popcorn night and nooooooo schedule? Whoop!
Well, what about Vodka?
ME: What about her?
You gonna' let her and I mix it tonight?
ME: No, can't. Vodka ran out before the hurricane and haven't been by the liquor store lately.
Well, it's kind of lonely in here.
ME: Lonely? But, you've got milk, Sunny D, and V-8 Splash in there?
Yeahhhh, um. They're kinda' square.
ME: Oh. Okay. I guess I could move you to the back fridge with the beer and the cokes.
That'd be GREAT! Farmer*s Wife?
ME: Yeah?
YOU ROCK!!!
ME: I know. ;-D
Happy Friday!!!
6 comments:
I'm not exactly sure why, but this definitely had me crackin' up!
ahhh FRIDAY!
FW, this cold as you guessed is a stinker, but our big city? We are maybe 200 miles north of NY and the city of Ithaca has more cows around than people!
lis, these are the things that sometimes run through my head. And, I laugh to myself. So, therefore, I like to share in case someone else gets my sense of humor. ;-)
gary Have I mentioned that I heart cows?
I feel much better about all the conversations I have with my bottle of Tequila now. ;-)
LMAO!
I need to hit the liquor store myself. ;) I pass it everyday when I go to the gym but I feel bad bringing my kid in there w/ me just to get my fix. LOL
You're so funny!
Sadly, the contents of my fridge never talk to me. However, the bottle of gin I bought for dh has been whimpering lately because there isn't any vermouth to go with it. And the olives are getting mouthy, too.
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