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Friday, October 17, 2008

There's an easier way Martha Stewart!

Don't you just love Maxine? *Martha's Way* Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips. *Maxine's Way * Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway! *Martha's Way* To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
*Maxine's Way* Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year. *Martha's Way* When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
*Maxine's Way* Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you. *Martha's Way* If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant 'fix-me-up.'
*Maxine's Way* If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: 'I made it, you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!' *Martha's Way* Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
*Maxine's Way* Celery? Never heard of it! *Martha's Way* Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
*Maxine's Way* The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I don't. *Martha's Way* Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
*Maxine's Way* Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! 'All' your pains go away. *Martha's Way* If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
*Maxine's Way* Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you. *Martha's Way* Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
*Maxine's Way* Leftover wine??????????? HELLO !!!!!!!
Personally?  I thought the tip about celery and the potato to absorb salt were quite useful.  I already knew the one about the lime, but I prefer Vodka, as everyone well knows by now.

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6 comments:

The Real Life Fairy Tale Princess said...

Who in the world has leftover wine? PLEEEEAAAASSSEEE!!!

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

You will notice Maxine ALSO has a huge coffee cup....

fairyflutters said...

Hilarious!

I didn't know that about the celery. I'll have to try that one! Love Maxine's cure for headaches. LOL

kcinnova said...

If I wrap my celery in foil, I will never remember that I have celery!
But most of all, I adore Maxine. Go look at my "cartoons that crack me up" page. She's there. :)

Queen of no man's land said...

*Maxine's Way*
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! 'All' your pains go away..

This is also highly recomended by the Queen. I've done this for years. My liver is not pleased,, but just who the hell needs a liver anyway.. don't they have a machine that will do that job..

I love Maxine.. She is my idol..

Christi said...

Thank you for the laugh, I always love stopping by ur blog. I hope you are having a wonderfultabulous weekend!!

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